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LINDSEY LEIGH Latest Posts
Cute Dirty Feet
My feet are dirty, stinky and covered in filth after a long day of shooting. Why are my feet dirty? Do you not know how to do your job foot slug? A…
Chastity On The Beach
I spot you on the beach. Instantaneously I stop dead in my tracks, I know you. I quickly remind you of who I am. In a matter of minutes you have…
Jerk Insomniac For Lindsey
Hold your eyes open for 25 seconds, now 20 seconds, now 15 seconds. Eyes broad, now blink. Do you see me when you close your eyes? Of course you do,…
True Cuck Suck Off
Im glad you were able to come over on such brief notice. My alpha and I just returned home from a fabulous date. We went to the finest restaurant, had…
Quick Jizzing Boyfriend Gets Jerk Test
Hey honey, Im glad youre home. I truly need to talk to you. You see, you jizz way too quickly, I am not even moist yet. I know we have a excellent…
Hump Your Mattress
You are a desperate mattress jumper. The only way you can get off is by humping a mattress or cushion or whatever else you can find. I know your…
Showing Off The Alpha
You will never be an alpha. Look at these muscles, look at this hot bod. You only wish you could look like this sexy and muscular alpha masculine. You…
Lipstick Party Virgin
LIPSTICK PARTY: A house party that youthful masculines attend when the want fellatios. Ladies wear different color lipsticks and depending on the…
Homemade Loser Gravy
Blessed THANKSGIVING YOU FUCKS. For the past 5 years I have been coming up with creative ways to enhance your Thanksgiving meal. Usually I tell you to…